Author archive: The Sassy Housewife

I haven’t said a word to anyone. What do I do?

Should I be upset that her friend’s parents made her pray before dinner?

I’m going to be blunt with you – the paci has to go.

Leave the guilt at home. Go, have fun, and enjoy being a woman.

I can’t stand his mother. She is a one-upper who always talks about herself.

If he doesn’t vomit, he’ll be OK. If he does, well, then, you might be The Lone Ranger in the diaper changing department.

My daughter wants sweatpants with “juicy’ written on the backside.

I said “no!”

That conversation has been bothering me ever since and I want to talk to her about not growing up too fast but don’t want to sound like an old fuddy-duddy.

How can I still be cool yet let her know that she’s too young to be thinking like that?

Now, it’s the morning after and I have no idea what to say. Any words of wisdom?

After a few months, try opening that door for them to meet.

It’s very intimidating to walk into a place where you’re the new kid on the block. However, don’t be scared.

Our 8-month-old wakes up at least 3 to 4 times a night, and I’m realizing that I am barely keeping my eyes open. What should I do?

You don’t have to get her a smart phone. They still make flip phones — I think?

Is there a polite way to reject a handshake?

You have to make the time and figure out a way to get all Beyonce’d up.

We’ve had the sex talk before. She has always been honest about her relationships, but what now?

Don’t rush out and buy vegan products just yet. All kids go through picky eater phases.