Now with kids, I’m breaking every single promise to myself.
Here you go, Internet, one of my unfine moments. Use it to not error as I did.
Of all the gifts that a parent wants to give their child is the opportunity to share all that the world has to offer.
I haven’t said a word to anyone. What do I do?
For many women, finding the right shorts is a major concern.
I am the oldest and shortest of my brood. No question.
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Snooty comments about who’s good enough to wear the brand have me enraged.
I want to believe that I’m not the sort of mother who would break that trust, but I’m not sure.
‘Teen Mom’ made a sex tape with porn star James Deen, then sold it for $1 million.
We’re excited for the Big O Bocce league sign ups. Join me. It’s an opportunity to meet new people or hang with old friends.
Swaddling ban: The American Academy of Pediatrics has labeled swaddling an “unsafe” practice in childcare settings.
They work all day, then carry the burden of meal making, homework, cleaning and care-giving — all by themselves.
Baby oil, baby wipe warmers and pacifier wipes are all novelty items. Don’t buy them.
Oh, my word! There are only so many times I can make Barbie and Ken get married.
They never stop eating. I sometimes fantasize about having a private chef just for the kids.
Marissa Mayer and the “new” Yahoo aren’t starting off on the best foot.
We all want to believe that our children are making good choices, but the fact is they’re kids.
Why are attractive women fighting over one — typically cocky and kind-of-a-jerk — man?
Really, it took this long?
It was a day that all little girls pretend to have when they are young.
It’s been one of those weeks where you long for Friday only to realize that you’re a stay-at-home mom.
I tried to explain it in a way that a 4-year-old would understand.
I get that a high schooler in after-school activities might need one. But a 7-year-old?
Little girls need to be little girls — unibrows and all.
So why the sudden popularity of Pinterest? Are people really attempting these crafts or ideas?
If I could buy each of you a round of martinis to say “thank you,” I would.