BLOGS

Jill Koegel: Not on a diet? Then it’s not cheating

“Cheating” is for diets. And I’m not a fan of diets.


Danielle Herzog: Kansas City Triathlon: Race day jitters and uncertainty

My husband and brother-in-law trained the past 14 weeks for it.


Tracie McPherson: The greedy American way: Buy, buy, buy

Maybe the cure is to ask yourself: “Do you need it or want it?” Who am I kidding, that didn’t work for me.


Jessica Brashear: 5 things I never thought I’d do

Now with kids, I’m breaking every single promise to myself.


Julie Anderson: Allow your child to follow his reading interests

Researchers who’ve studied how to get boys to read say parents and teachers need to follow their interests.


Katie Ryan-Anderson: Hug your children and appreciate life

Here you go, Internet, one of my unfine moments. Use it to not error as I did.




Heidi Woodard: This is an intervention, Justin Bieber
Heidi Woodard Omaha World-Herald

Justin,

You don’t know me. I’m just a concerned mom who seems to have a special place for you in my heart.

I’ve been watching your most recent antics and, frankly, I’m embarrassed for YOUR mom.

I’m not down with what your generation considers dope. Heck, I’m not even sure if dope is a word you still use to describe something that’s amazing. But, I can tell you that what you are doing is not dope. Your choices will come back to haunt you.

JB groping

c/o PerezHilton.com

Seeing as you were born in 1994 and are just now hitting your early adult years, I can appreciate how the area below your belt controls a lot of your thinking these days.

Please remember: the girls who are literally throwing themselves at you are both highly impressionable and in awe of you.

I knew this time was coming. You and your sound have matured over the years.

“Baby” was replaced by “Boyfriend” — both, by the way, are great songs.

Photos of you flashing a peace sign were replaced by you flashing your backside.

innocent JB

c/o wikipedia

gross JB

c/o PerezHilton.com

And, your friends… Don’t even get me started on them.

It’s natural for a guy to flock to his bromance buddies after he breaks up/makes up/breaks up with his girlfriend.

JB and the bad news crew

c/o PerezHilton.com

But, THESE GUYS? I’ve read enough about Maejor Ali’s brag track, “Lolly,” in which you’re featured along with Juicy J, to know that you are better than that.

You don’t have to stay a kid forever. But you also don’t need to experiment with smoking pot or look for opportunities to flash your abs to impress us.

Your voice, your talent, and your ability to stay grounded are what impresses us.

I’m really no one in terms of celebrity status. I can’t relate to what you go through on a daily basis. I’m sure you have pressures that I can’t begin to wrap my mind around.

But I also know you have experienced how powerful it feels to influence people who look up to you.

One of my kids used to look up to you (even when some of his friends teased him). Give him a reason to continue.

Sincerely,

Heidi

Heidi Woodard is married with three children. Read her Thursdays on momaha.com

 

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